Mrs. Pantiewad is Not Nearly Happy Enough to See Her Thumbdrive Again (an Actual Email Exchange at Buswell Library)

Hey there we found your thumbdrive here at buswell. Please swing by with your ID card before we strap C4 to it and set it off after chapel.
-Ben

Thank you for the notice. I’m not sure what to make of your joke. I’ll be by there this evening. Please do not open any more files as there may be confidential client information contained in them.
Thank you,
Amy Keller

You wouldn’t BELIVE the things we have to do around here to entertain ourselves. FYI we don’t ever open files on people’s thumbdrives. Most files include the author’s name in the meta-data so we don’t have to snoop.
-Ben

Let’s not forget what a favor I’m doing her “clients” by returning it to her.